This is how many RAISINS I had to pick out of my smoked salmon, egg, onion, celery and caper salad. G-R-O-S-S

This is how many RAISINS I had to pick out of my smoked salmon, egg, onion, celery and caper salad. G-R-O-S-S


Official beer of my birthday.

Official beer of my birthday.


Casualties of war. I win.

Casualties of war. I win.


My bday beer.

My bday beer.


I <3 my “long” hair. Many thanks to @Analisa and @The Parlour. xoxo

I <3 my “long” hair. Many thanks to @Analisa and @The Parlour. xoxo


Four people, 17 awards. Pretty sure we&#8217;re awesome.

Four people, 17 awards. Pretty sure we’re awesome.


I know all the coolest theater peeps. @maladrin and Jobsite Theater cleans up!

I know all the coolest theater peeps. @maladrin and Jobsite Theater cleans up!


Now THIS is worth $40 - a guarantee no one will be seated in the middle seat. Best idea ever, #americanairlines

Now THIS is worth $40 - a guarantee no one will be seated in the middle seat. Best idea ever, #americanairlines


And this is how I know it is time to go home.

And this is how I know it is time to go home.


Waiting not-so-patiently for the little one to finish drinking

Waiting not-so-patiently for the little one to finish drinking